Monday, June 6, 2016

SOLOMON DALONG,MINISTER OF YOUTH,SPORTS AND SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT,SAID THAT THE GOVERNMENT WOULD SUSTAIN THE NATIONAL YOUTH SERVICE CORPS

Solomon Dalong, Minister of Youth, Sports and Social Development, said on Tuesday in Lagos that the Federal Government would sustain the National Youths Service Corps (NYSC) scheme.
Dalong stated this when he paid an official visit to the NYSC Orientation Camp at Iyana-Ipaja, in Lagos State. He said, ” I will stand for the sustenance of the scheme and that it should continue to grow. What we need to do now is introduce skills acquisition, empowerment; we need to now repackage the scheme.
At the level of the Federal Government, we are thinking of after the mandatory one year service, those who want to learn a trade, skills acquisition and entrepreneurship can be retained and be are graduates
Our training. more given enlightening minds, whatever you teach them, they will survive with it. So a grant will be given to them at the end to start off and train other people. he said.
Dalong charged the NYSC to install a high tension illuminating light at the camp, to ensure adequate security.
“You should have high tension Illumination at the camp, as soon as possible. If you have over 2,000 Nigerians in a place like this, you should have a perfect illumination due to the present security challenges in the country. I am impressed with what I have seen on ground at the camp; the facilities are good, I am satisfied,’’ he said.
Dalong also charged the NYSC to renovate all existing orientation camps in the country. He said it had become very important for to upgraded be to camps the accommodate the increasing number of graduates that would be expected for the scheme.
“So as you embark on renovation, put it in mind that more people will be using the facilities. I am saying this because I do not know when we will get a new orientation camp, but we are sure that we will have more students passing out of the tertiary institutions. When we started this scheme, we never planned for what we have now. Nigeria did not plan to have the number of graduate we have today, so the whole concept of NYSC would have started with permanent structures. The visionaries of the scheme did not anticipate that the scheme would live this long, after the civil war.” the Minister said.
Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawunmi, Director- the conducting while NYSC,General, minister round the camp, said it had five boreholes which served over 200 rooms.
Olawunmi said the budget of the corps was reduced from N1.7 billion to N227 million between 2013 and 2015.
He said the corps was facing serious challenges following the reduction by the past administration.
“We pay Security about N180 million yearly to secure all the orientation camps in the country out of the budget and we are left with little or nothing to run our programmes.
We have even reduced the camp to two batches, because of lack funds.” he added.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA HAS CANCELLED THE NYSC

The Federal Government of Nigeria has Cancelled and Removed the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) ,The Federal Government has scrapped the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) in a bid to cut down excessive spending of government funds.
This was reached on 4th June 2016 at the Federal Executive Council Meeting. It will be recalled that the Federal Government had Cancelled & Removed Post UTME to enable JAMB carry out its statutory responsibility of conducting admissions into the nation’s Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges of Education and now the Federal Government want to also Cancel and Remove National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) In Nigeria but it’s yet to be ascertain which governmental body wouldcarry out its statutory responsibility.
Meanwhile, all National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) members that are still currently serving now will be allowed to roundoff and finish their service for this year with full financial benefits.
Note: It is still a bid to cut down excessive spendingof government funds and It is yet to be confirmed for now if the Federal Government has totally Cancelled & Removed NYSC In Nigeria.
More Details Coming In…

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS CANCELLED THE CONDUCT OF POST UTME

   The Federal Government has cancelled the conduct of POST UTME (post Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations) for candidates seeking admission into all Universities and Higher Institutions across the country and Also Fixed the JAMB cut-off mark for 2016 as 180. The Honourable Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, said this on Thursday in Abuja after declaring open the 2016 Combined Policy Meeting on Admissions to Universities, Polytechnics and other institutions said there was no need for other examination to be conducted by universities after JAMB. See his words below;

“As far as I am concerned the nation has confidence in what JAMB is doing.

The universities should not be holding another examination and if the universities have any complain against JAMB let them bring it and then we address it.

If JAMB is qualified enough to conduct tests and they have conducted test then there will be no need to conduct another test for students to gain admission.

The Minister also asked the JAMB to stop extra charges on several categories of changes on admissions such as the change of course, change of school and others.

The Removal of the Post-utme exercise would take effect from 2017 according to Reliable source.

CHEAT

3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said “The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you’ll get.”

The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter.

One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, “Why are you crying?”

He answered, “I just saw my wife on roller skates.”

WHO STOLE THEM

The teacher asks Jimmy:

Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?” Jimmy: “I don’t has a pencil.” Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.” Jimmy: “Who stole all the pencils then?”

GENIUS

A college student is deeply in love with his classmate but he doesn’t know what to do to get the girl’s attention.

One day, he came to ask the girl for help with his assignments and the girl agreed.

Happily, he came to sit next to the girl the next day and took out a book pretending to read.

After a little while, the girl asked: “You must be a genius. How can you read a book upside down?”

PAINKILLER

A man carrying two huge suitcases to meet with a circus boss to apply for a job. The boss asked:

“What do you know?”

The man took out some big stones from one of the suitcases, threw the stones high in the air and used his head to catch the stones.

The boss nodded. Great. What is in the other suitcase?

“Painkiller!”

ELEPHANT

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

WISE BOYS

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

FUNNY NEWS LETTER

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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by TCWO