THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER (EPISODE 7)

Episode 7                   

 MADAM: sikira!!!!!!!!!!!!, show
onihaxy his new room. He is now
part of us, whenever he feels like
sleeping over, he should be
welcomed.
Janet looked at me, she smiled and winked. I followed sikirat to
see the room. Now, no more
sneaking, we are now closer.
“Sikirat said”.
I left the white house on that
sunday evening, different thoughts running through my
mind. What is janet up to?, why
did she winked at me?, what if I
was caught with sikirat?, I
thought of  everything and
decided to maintain my usual lesson outing with to the white
house. Sikirat’s lesson at my
home continued every market
days, I keep on enjoying 

THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER (EPISODE 6)

 Episode 6

 2 weeks before the robbery day,
janet had been skipping class
seriously. She had been
frustrating my effort and I knew
if she continues this way, no
doubt that she will fail the next JAMB. 

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So I thought of a plan. 

Each time I am about to tell her to
attend classes, I will place my
phone on a recorder. So I have
been capturing all her excuses
and conversations. 
Even the periods that she do threatened
me, I do record the threats.

On the night of the robbery, I have
sneaked in as usual, I ate my
dinner in sikirat’s room. We have
had our lessons. 

Just when we  were bleeping in canine style, we
heard a knock on the gate. ”
Open the gate or else I will blow

THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER (EPISODE 5)

  THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER (EPISODE 5)



 Before I could get to the
door, sikirat had opened the
main door. You are welcome “she
said”.
She took me straight to her room.
She has kept a plate of rice and  meat for me. She said “that is the
food I’m supposed to eat, but I
decided to eat the remnants from
the pot and keep this for you.”.
Haba, u shouldn’t have done that
now, why starving yourself? I said. She replied, you deserve
more than that, infact you
deserve everything in this world.
For you to tutor me free of
charge, agreed to pay oga peter
5k monthly and also risk your life to be
here at nights, u deserved
everything. I was marvelled. I
never knew I have done
something that important.
After eating.. I marked her previous assignment. We did little
of mathematics till 11:10pm.
Sikirat said she is tired
and wanted to have her bath
then go to bed. I said ok. Just
infront of me, sikirat untied her wrapper from her waist and

THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER (EPISODE 4)

 THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER (EPISODE 4)

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I dare not tell madam as instructed
otherwise, janet will make me loose my job.
All I do when during janet’s periods is to sit
down and watch african magic while she
either goes out of the house or lock herself
up in the room.
I was getting uncomfortable about janet’s
attitude and decided to speak with sikirat
about it one day during our lessons in my
house.
ME: sikirat, what is wrong with that janet
sef?, she is very lazy, she keeps skipping
class and I’m getting fed up.
SIKIRAT: **laughs for a while**: sebi she
dey reduce your stress ni?, then why
complain?.
ME: what if she fails her next jamb exam?,
madam will sack me that I’m not doing my
work
SIKIRAT: there is nothing you can do about
it, madam had employed 3 lesson teachers
this year before you, whenever they
complain to madam about aunty janet’s
attitude. Aunty janet will lie that the
teachers want to sleep with her, then
madam will sack them.

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WHAT DO U CALL THAT !!!

Take a look at this.
A friend of mine, who is a VET
Did this to a DOG.
She has been asking If she should bring one down for me since I so much love Dogs,but that is no longer a dog.
Who would buy that...and not end up dead one day.

THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER ((EPISODE 2))

THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER ((EPISODE 2))
She looked into my eyes and released a cute smile, her dimple made a hole. I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the compound. As I stood in front of the gate, a cab dropped a young girl in front the house. I recognised the face as the same thing I saw on the picture, this must be janet. I said to her “HI”. She just ignored, passed by and knock on the gate which the gate-man later opened. I said to my self. Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and dey arrogant like this na? … … . Over the weekend, I had a fresh hair cut, a fresh perfume, a new 3 packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to my own apartment in akure where I used to live before I left for service.
Finally, its monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am. “Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gate-man opened, looked at me. He recognize me. Madam no dey around, “he replied” but madam say make aunty janet attend to you, aunty janet dey inside. I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko ko ko”. Who is that?, a voice answered from inside. Its me onihaxy, I replied. She opened the door and stood at the entrance. **Chaiiiiii, janet was wearing a black round neck top, the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she wore a micro mini skirt, she has an average height with a yam leg******* JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognize seeing me days back, well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy can always recollect seeing a lady at 12 midnight.****,who are u looking for?
ME: I am the new lesson teacher. Mummy told me to resume today.
JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have your seat……. Sikira!!!!!!!, where is this silly girl?, she screamed. **i thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she dey scream on this poor girl.**** sikira came out, she saw me sitting, she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her, “pick this cup and get out of here, “. Sikira left and janet turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is 19. Her body shape looks 24. She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other chair, she smiled a little.
JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her, she will never work. So what is your name again?
ME: onihaxy JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that you will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk ME: ok
JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at teaching, and when I notice that you are not good, I will report you to mum and you will be fired.
ME: **my heart skip beats****, I am a good and born teacher, I will try my best. JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5 times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must not know about this. Understood?
ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy girl****. Ok, I replied
JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you?
ME: any day and time you fix is ok
JANET: anyday and time?. I thought you teach at a school? Or don’t you work elsewhere?
ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey question me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out and still job hunting.
JANET: *raised eye brow* so you are a graduate?, you have served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an NCE holder or school cert. That is interesting. She smiled.
ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass me****. So what time will u prefer?
JANET: monday, Wednesday, friday and saturday. You will come at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when gideon will be back from school.
Then start with gideon from 4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you.
ME: its ok. So can we start today?.
JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by 2pm?
ME: **thought***, I think I will come back. But where is mummy
JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker and won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm.
ME: **chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok janet, I will be by 2pm.
JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase. ”Sikara!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she screamed.
Sikira came with the phone. Janet collected it from sikira while sikira is still standing there. She smiled at me again. JANET: call your number
ME: 0806323********
JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number*******
ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back by 2pm.
She returned the phone to sikira to return, I left the compound, walked out to the gate. Just as I was outsited the gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an unknown number. I picked
ME: hello, who is this?
CALLER: its me sikirat, that is my number, save it. I will call you later, bye.***hanged up**** I got home wondering, what does sikirat wants from me?.
She must have memorised my number while I was calling it to janet. **fast forward***.
Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out for my lesson job.

Amodu Shuaibu,SAID TO HAVE DIED OUT OF FRUSTRATION

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Coach Amodu Shuaibu’s cousin who was with him throughout Friday, Ankari Afegbua, a lawyer said he believed his brother may have died out of frustration as he was  owed by Edo state government and the Nigeria Football Federation.


 “Apart from that pain he said he had on his chest, he was okay only for us to wake him up this morning to do the normal fasting and he was met dead. “I think he died out of frustration because his financial status was not okay.

MOST FOLLOWED CELEBRITIES ON INSTAGRAM

Social media has become a tool for activism as it is an intersection of technology, culture and global  interaction. Reports across the world say that Instagram happens to be the fastest growing social media site at the moment with more than 400million users. However, most users have popular accounts which they follow for different reasons. JOAN OMIONAWELE examines the 10 most followed Nigerian celebrities and reasons  they drive traffic to their pages daily.

Nigerian popstar, David Adeleke, also known as Davido leads the league of the most followed Nigerian celebrities on  Instagram with over 2.3million followers,  while Ayo Balogun, aka Wizkid follows with about 1.9million followers.

NAIJA DELTA MILITANTS DECLARE CEASEFIRE,GIVES THE GOVERNMENT CONDITION FOR PEACE

Few days ago at ABUJA —President Muhammadu Buhari has ordered the military to suspend operations in the Niger Delta for two weeks to create a window for dialogue with militants.


 Minister of State for Petroleum, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, disclosed this in Abuja, yesterday. According to him, the Federal Government is determined to explore the dialogue option, with a view to restoring genuine peace in the region, where oil production has been significantly hurt by activities of the Niger Delta Avengers, NDA, in the last two months. President Buhari He said: “The President is interested in dialogue and has mandated the military to halt actions for about two weeks to ensure a team that will be led by the NSA, dialogues with the militants to ensure peace in the region. This is coming as more oil companies in the Niger Delta have reviewed their operations, following
continued bombing of their facilities in Delta and Bayelsa states. Avenue open to militants, says Kachikwu ‘’The avenue is open for them, provided the militants are willing to embrace dialogue and allow truth to reign because we are going to involve key leaders from the region who have had previous experience in that area to play whatever role they can" More

 

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WINDOW FOR DIALOGUE

The Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force (JNDLF), which emerged in solidarity with the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) a few weeks ago, has announced a ceasefire following Federal Government’s offer of a dialogue.

JNDLF had threatened to blow up aircraft through the launch of anti-aircraft missiles as part of planned effort to shut the country’s airspace.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

Many years ago, Norman Cousins was diagnosed as “terminally ill”. He was given six months to live. His chance for recovery was 1 in 500.
He could see the worry, depression and anger in his life contributed to, and perhaps helped cause, his disease. He wondered, “If illness can be caused by negativity, can wellness be created by positivity?”
He decided to make an experiment of himself. Laughter was one of the most positive activities he knew. He rented all the funny movies he could find – Keaton, Chaplin, Fields, the Marx Brothers. (This was before VCRs, so he had to rent the actual films.) He read funny stories. He asked his friends to call him whenever they said, heard or did something funny.
His pain was so great he could not sleep. Laughing for 10 solid minutes, he found, relieved the pain for several hours so he could sleep.
He fully recovered from his illness and lived another 20 happy, healthy and productive years. (His journey is detailed in his book, Anatomy of an Illness.) He credits visualization, the love of his family and friends, and laughter for his recovery.

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Some people think laughter is a waste of time. It is a luxury, they say, a frivolity, something to indulge in only every so often.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Laughter is essential to our equilibrium, to our well-being, to our aliveness. If we’re not well, laughter helps us get well; if we are well, laughter helps us stay that way.

 

Since Cousins’ ground-breaking subjective work, scientific studies have shown that laughter has a curative effect on the body, the mind and the emotions.
So, if you like laughter, consider it sound medical advice to indulge in it as often as you can. If you don’t like laughter, then take your medicine – laugh anyway.
Use whatever makes you laugh – movies, sitcoms, Monty Python, records, books, New Yorker cartoons, jokes, friends.

Give yourself permission to laugh – long and loud and out loud – whenever anything strikes you as funny. The people around you may think you’re strange, but sooner or later they’ll join in even if they don’t know what you’re laughing about.
Some diseases may be contagious, but none is as contagious as the cure. . . laughter


 

HOMELESS MAN JOHN



This evening as I was leaving Shoprite, I noticed this man going through the garbage can outside of the store.

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 As I walked to my car I watched him as he reached in the garbage can and pulled out fast food trash bags and inspected all that was in the thrown away bags. He did this for several minutes. He would find a few fries in one bag and a bite or two of a hamburger in another bag. You can see the hamburger wrapper by his knee where he was placing the food items he’d found.
He never bothered anyone or tried to stop and beg for money as people entered and left the store. After he went through the entire trash can he neatly cleaned up the area and wrapped up the food he found in the dirty hamburger wrapper. My heart literally hurt for him. I am not someone who just hands out money or even helps homeless people because so many are not truly homeless. I don’t guess I’ve ever seen someone actually go through a garbage can to try to find food to eat.



HOMELESS MAN

I knew I had to help him. I got out of my car and asked him if I could buy him something to eat. He told me he would appreciate anything I could get him. He was on a bike and I told him if he’d follow me I’d buy him a meal at the fast food place around the block. He followed me and I bought him the biggest meal they had on the menu. The only request he gave me for his order was if I could get him a big glass of sweet tea to go with his meal!

TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER ((EPISODE 1))

THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER ((EPISODE 1))

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Just a mere fiction and i trust u gonna love
it..
passing out parade has come and gone, I
will definitely miss my
friends, my PPA, my environment in ota, a
lot of thoughts were running through my
mind as I was packing and
arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself,
“after service year then what next?”.
I had tried to apply for jobs during my
service year but I couldn’t get a befitting
job. My friends that were born with a silver
spoon had jobs waiting for them at home,
“Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my
bag, board a bus to
akure. On getting home, my family and
neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a
white man came on a visit. People asking
me questions, some were greeting, some
were asking for what I
brought.
As days rolled by, I begin to search for what
to do, I moved round the town to see if I
could get a job somewhere.
One day while I was passing by on the 3rd
street, I saw a woman coming out of a
mighty duplex, the house was painted
white,. She was pasting a notice on her gate
as I was passing by. I moved closer to see
the what she was pasting,and on it I saw ”
A home lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY”.
Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After
walking about 8 steps. I stopped and think.
***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be
rich people ooo, so
dem fit pay.*****,

THE MANAGEMENT OF NYSC HAS DISMISSED THE REPORT THAT THE SCHEME HAS BEEN SCRAPPED

The management of National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has dismissed the report that the scheme has been scrapped, describing it as a malicious and mischievous rumour.

Reacting to the report on the scrapping of the scheme which trended at the weekend, the management insisted that there is no iota of truth in the report, announcing that the 2016 Batch ‘A’ (Stream II) Orientation course will commence soon.

“Our attention has been drawn to the report trending that NYSC has been scrapped. We want to emphatically say that there is no truth in such report. That rumour must be a mischievous one.

“The management wishes to inform prospective Corps members that, based on the assurance received from the Federal Government regarding release of funds, the 2016 Batch ‘A’ (Stream II) Orientation course will commence soon.

“Prospective Corps members are, therefore, requested to watch out for specific date for commencement of the exercise, which will be announced as soon as all necessary logistics are put in place.

“Management empathizes with the affected prospective Corps members, and appeals for continued patience even as all efforts on the matter are fast yielding results,” the released noted.

Things Nigerian single ladies do when in need of boyfriends

 ITS A PITY

Fellow ladies in the house, if you would be offended with anything of the things you would be reading here, please pardon us. We are only trying to call your attention to some of the things you do in the society in a bid to make you change your ways. Really, being single could become lonely at times; you may feel completely left out when you do not have a man to call your own. Your friends may not be helping you with their constant change of display pictures and boo bae. And the Saturday ‘owanbes’ may distract you for a while and put you in a desperate situation. Yes, we understand the pressure you may be going through when you do not have a boyfriend and everyone expects you to be in a serious relationship. Always remember that there is a time for everything and all these things that bother you would become a thing of the past in due season. Many single ladies have put themselves in terrible situations as a result of their desperation when it comes to being in a relationship. For ladies like these, it is always all over them that they need a boyfriend; they cannot get it off their mind and most times, they end up falling into the wrong hands. Find below some of the things ladies do that would make you know they are in dire needs of boyfriends: 

1. Wearing clothes that are not comfortable

Okay, we get the part of ladies dressing to follow the fashion trend, we also understand that everyone wants to look good and classy at all times. However, wearing clothes that are too tight for comfort is not the best way to go at it. Some single ladies love to wear clothes that would choke them and not allow them eat, mere looking at them, you can sense their discomfort in those outfits. To recognize the single ladies that are in need of boyfriends, they would always crave attention wherever they go. The tight clothes would no doubt make heads turn but they also have to worry about eating in order not to make their stomach bulge out of their tight dresses.

 2. Bleaching

 Thankfully, the society is starting to accept the fact that black is beautiful. Most ladies in the society want to be like ‘oyinbo’, it is pathetic seeing these ladies denature their skin cells all because they want to be fair skinned. A man who would like you will do irrespective of your color. The laughable thing is many of these girls do not buy the right cream so they end of bleaching one ear and leaving the other one. Although they may be hunting for boyfriends, the moment the men see the uneven patches on their skin, they already cast them.

 3. Exposure of vital body parts

 If you are not trying to gain some man’s attention why would you walk around the street half naked? Many single ladies love to expose their boobs and blame it on the style or cutting of the fabric they wear. Why would you wear a cloth with low bust cutting? There are ladies who are sassy and highly respected in the society; they know the trend and do not bare their bodies in order to look more beautiful. Another crazy thing to be noted is the way these ladies pull down their short dresses in a bid to cover their thighs. If there is nothing wrong with the outfit they need not pull it down.

 4. They are party lovers

Now there is nothing wrong in being a party lover; however, most of these single ladies know they are most likely to run into men at places like that. Ladies who are desperate and in dire need of boyfriends do not miss out on any of those much talked about parties and awards. They do whatever would make men notice them. When men notice this, they would end up flowing with the tide and playing on them.

                               5. When they propose to crash at a man’s place
  

   

Now some single ladies are shameless; they have little or no integrity left when it comes to certain issues. Some of these desperate ladies in the society would blatantly tell men they want to sleep over at their places. Why would you be willing to sleep over in a man’s house when he is not your boyfriend or your family member? The society should stop putting the blame on men when it comes to sexual misconduct; some women actually put themselves in compromising positions. Anything could happen overnight!

  6. Using nude pictures as DPs

 

Single ladies who are desperately looking for boyfriends believe in flaunting what they have; they are the ladies that would post nude pictures of themselves on Instagram and Twitter.

 As expected, they have lots of followers on their social pages because men love cheap things. When you put up unclad pictures of yourself,  you do not expect responsible men to walk up to you and propose.

 The likes of the men you would attract are those who practice ‘hit and run’. When these ladies finally hook up with some unlucky men when they want to settle down, they go on and delete those social media pages.

 Note that the internet is the last place you need to put your shit; it does not go even when you have cleaned up.

 7. Tattoo and piercings

 

Nigeria cannot be compared to western countries; there are some things that the society has not accepted.

 Tattoo is one of these things. A woman who has every part of her body covered in tattoo is not considered responsible. As a matter of fact, some men do not like it when their women have tattoos all over them. Piercing of some body parts do not appeal to most of the men we have here.

 The single ladies in the society who are desperate do these and reduce their chances of winning the hearts of responsible and eligible men.

SOLOMON DALONG,MINISTER OF YOUTH,SPORTS AND SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT,SAID THAT THE GOVERNMENT WOULD SUSTAIN THE NATIONAL YOUTH SERVICE CORPS

Solomon Dalong, Minister of Youth, Sports and Social Development, said on Tuesday in Lagos that the Federal Government would sustain the National Youths Service Corps (NYSC) scheme.
Dalong stated this when he paid an official visit to the NYSC Orientation Camp at Iyana-Ipaja, in Lagos State. He said, ” I will stand for the sustenance of the scheme and that it should continue to grow. What we need to do now is introduce skills acquisition, empowerment; we need to now repackage the scheme.
At the level of the Federal Government, we are thinking of after the mandatory one year service, those who want to learn a trade, skills acquisition and entrepreneurship can be retained and be are graduates

Our training. more given enlightening minds, whatever you teach them, they will survive with it. So a grant will be given to them at the end to start off and train other people. he said.
Dalong charged the NYSC to install a high tension illuminating light at the camp, to ensure adequate security.
“You should have high tension Illumination at the camp, as soon as possible. If you have over 2,000 Nigerians in a place like this, you should have a perfect illumination due to the present security challenges in the country. I am impressed with what I have seen on ground at the camp; the facilities are good, I am satisfied,’’ he said.
Dalong also charged the NYSC to renovate all existing orientation camps in the country. He said it had become very important for to upgraded be to camps the accommodate the increasing number of graduates that would be expected for the scheme.
“So as you embark on renovation, put it in mind that more people will be using the facilities. I am saying this because I do not know when we will get a new orientation camp, but we are sure that we will have more students passing out of the tertiary institutions. When we started this scheme, we never planned for what we have now. Nigeria did not plan to have the number of graduate we have today, so the whole concept of NYSC would have started with permanent structures. The visionaries of the scheme did not anticipate that the scheme would live this long, after the civil war.” the Minister said.
Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawunmi, Director- the conducting while NYSC,General, minister round the camp, said it had five boreholes which served over 200 rooms.
Olawunmi said the budget of the corps was reduced from N1.7 billion to N227 million between 2013 and 2015.
He said the corps was facing serious challenges following the reduction by the past administration.
“We pay Security about N180 million yearly to secure all the orientation camps in the country out of the budget and we are left with little or nothing to run our programmes.
We have even reduced the camp to two batches, because of lack funds.” he added.