Man transformed into a woman

Meet Muslim Man Who Transitioned Into Woman (Photos)

Transgender model Amelia Maltepe, 23, hopes to become the next Miss World – despite being born male
The  glamour model who grew up like every normal Muslim child in Bangladesh spent £8,000 on breast implants in 2012 to give her a 34D chest. Although she has not done the full gender reassignment surgery, Amelia’s highest hopes in life is winning the coveted Miss World title, not minding she was born a man.
The business accounting student co-habits with her 28-year-old personal trainer boyfriend, Charles Dubuc. Talking about how he met her transgender girlfriend and how he feels knowing she was born a male, Charles Dubuc said: ‘I didn’t realise Amelia was transgender initially but when she told me I wasn’t put off. ‘It was more difficult in the beginning when she was still in the early stages of transitioning and wore a wig.

‘However, now it’s not an issue for us, I love the person she is. I tell people we’re a special couple and that my girlfriend used to be a guy. ‘I have introduced her to my family and they are very happy for us. It’s great she is coming out as being transgender and pursuing a modelling career. She’s an inspiration to others.’

Talking about how she felt she was trapped in the wrong body as a male,
Amelia said:

‘I always knew I felt differently from other boys, but in Bangladesh people don’t talk about these kind of things. When I was back home I always tried my mum’s clothes on and put her make-up on when she was out. ‘I always liked it but I never had the courage to be out because my parents are very religious so I thought they would never ever accept it.

‘I was bullied at school for being feminine – I cried many nights wishing I could be different. ‘When they saw me for the first time with breasts it must have been very hard for them to understand. But they are my family and they love me no matter what.’

A self proclaimed god in Kenya died of mosquito bite.

According to reports, the self-proclaimed god who lived in Chemororoch village in Uasin Gishu County, western Kenya died from malaria on July 18 on his way to Cherangany Nursing Home in Kitale town. Standard Digital reports that although the family of the man claims their father, who is husband to many, is still alive, local administrators say Jehovah Wanyonyi passed away on July 18.

The leaders made it known that Wanyonyi died after falling “very sick”. “The family came to me for a burial permit after they claimed that Jehova Wanyonyi succumbed to illness on his way to Cherangany Nursing Home in Kitale town,” Kipsomba Chief Daniel Busienei told The Standard.

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Mr Busienei further revealed how the family requested a burial permit from him after leaving the hospital. “I told my assistant chief to issue them with a permit to allow the deceased family to lay him to rest,” said Busienei. However, the next day, Assistant Chief Paul Bett confirmed that he indeed gave the family the burial permit on July 19. “He died on July 18 on his way to the hospital and his son came for the permit the following day,” said Mr Bett.

When journalists visited the compound of the deceased self-proclaimed god, his 70 wives and children, were said to have gone violent, forcefully pursuing the newsmen out of their compound. They were said to have told the newsmen that they had no business in the compound and that their god, “mungu mwenye enzi” was safe. At first, there was speculation that Jehovah had been hospitalised in Cherangany before being transferred to Moi Teaching and Referral hospital (MTRH) in Eldoret.

Reports made it known that Wanyonyi, who also has an impressive number of followers in Uganda, had back problems four years ago. This has made him to be confined to a wheelchair at the home, where his followers say he has 70 wives, 500 children and more than 1,000 grandchildren. He was reported to have said that he brought HIV/AIDS to earth as a punishment to humanity for defying his commandments.  He claimed to be the Almighty God and deemed Jesus Christ to be his son.

TIMES IN LIFE

There will be times in your life wen you’re challenged, where nothing seems to be going right,
when tragedy strikes and you’re left to pick up the
pieces.
So keep watching your back and don't give up., keep moving forward

POLITICS

He that would govern others first should be the master of himself, Cause a leader is one who knows the. way and shows the way.

CHALLENGE

It doesn't make any difference whether what you face is something that affects your work, your personal relationships, your sence of security, your appraisal of selfworth, or your appearance--the way you think about your situation largely determins whether you will do anything about it and what you will do"

OBSTACLE

A man who does not believe in miracle will die in Obstacle.

IGNORANCE

Ignorance is only a disease, it must also be regarded as a sin on our part, if we allow it to be perpetrated.

Olusegun Obasanjo

GOOD REPUTATION

The way to gain a GOOD reputation is to endeavour to be what you desire to appear.

WORTH

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

LIMITATIONS

A cockroach cannot boast before the cock
Meaning: Everything knows its worth.

CRITICS

No one is perfect

LEADERS OF TOMORROW

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:

Better Be Safe Than . . . .. . . . . . .Punch A 5th Grader.
It's Always Darkest Before. . . . . . Daylight Savings Time.
Strike While The . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Bug Is Close.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of . . Termites.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But. . . How?
Don't Bite The Hand That. . . . . . . . .Looks Dirty.
No News Is. . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A . . . .. . . . .Mr.
You Can't Teach An Old Dog New . . .. . Math.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll. . . Stink in The Morning.
Love All, Trust. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Me.
The Pen Is Mightier Than The . . . . . . Pigs. An Idle Mind Is . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's . . . . . . Pollution.
Happy The Bride Who . . . . . . . . . ..Gets All The Presents!
A Penny Saved Is . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's . . . . . . . . .The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What . . . . . . You Put On To Go To Bed.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You Have To Blow Your Nose.
Children Should Be Seen And Not . . . . .Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First You Don't Succeed . . . . . .. . Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You. . . . See Pictured On The Box.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind. . . . .Get Out Of The Way.
There Is No Fool Like . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Aunt Edie.

SILLY INSTRUCTIONS

On hairdryer instructions: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Frozen dinner that says: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots' (pharmacy chain in the UK) children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

WHY IS IT

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you still move you lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

BACK IN TIME

I want to go back to the time when.....................
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
Being old, referred to anyone over 20.
The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter.
It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.
Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a slingshot.
Nobody was prettier than Mom.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "the amusement park.
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
No shopping trip was complete, unless a new toy was brought home.
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
War was a card game.
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.

TODDLER PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, Its mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, It's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I am doing or building something,all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

FLIGHT STEWARDESS

Actual reports of what Airline stewardess said:

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Braniff Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Braniff Airlines."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

"Last one off the plane must clean it."

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!

Heard on Braniff Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendants' fault.....it was the asphalt!"

Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at Braniff Airways."

ONE LAST PERSON

I always thought there was at least one person in the stands who had never seen me play, and I didn't want to let him down.

   -Joe Dimaggio.

THE DIFFERENCE

Winners say, If it is to be, it is up to me. Losers say, I can't help it.
Winners translate dreams into reality. Losers translate reality into dreams. Winners empower. Losers control.
Winners say, Let's find out.
Losers say, Nobody knows.
Winners are part of the solution.
Losers are part of the problem.
Winners are not afraid of losing.
Losers are afraid of winning.
Winners work harder than losers.
Losers are always too busy.
Winners say, I was wrong.
Losers say, It was not my fault.
Winners want to. Losers have to.
Winners always make time.
Losers often waste time.
Winners say, I'll plan to do that.
Losers say, I'll try to do that.
Winners say, I'm good but not as good as I can be.
Losers say, I'm not as bad as a lot of other people.
Winners listen to what others say.
Losers wait until it's their turn to talk. Winners catch others doing things right. Losers catch others doing things wrong. Winners learn from others.
Losers resent their colleagues.
Winners see opportunities.
Losers see only the problems.
Winners do it. Losers talk about it.
Winners feel responsible for more than their jobs.
Losers frequently state, I only work here. Winners say, There ought to be a better way.
Losers say, That's the way it's always been done.
Winners celebrate others.
Losers complain about others.
Winners are willing to pay the price. Losers expect it on a silver platter. Winners always expect success.
Losers always expect failure.

THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

THE PRICE THEY PAID:
     Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons in the revolutionary army, another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the revolutionary war. They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. What kind of men were they?
     Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners, men of means, well educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured. Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags. Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward. Vandals or soldiers or both, looted the properties of Ellery, Clymer, Hall, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton. At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. The owner quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt. Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months. John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later he died from exhaustion and a broken heart. Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates.
     Such were the stories and sacrifices of the American Revolution. These were not wild eyed, rabble-rousing ruffians. They were soft-spoken men of means and education. They had security, but they valued liberty more. Standing tall, straight, and unwavering, they pledged: "For the support of this declaration, with firm reliance on the protection of the divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other, our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor." Targetshooter's notes: They gave you and I a free and independent America. The history books never told you a lot of what happened in the revolutionary war. We didn't just fight the British. We were British subjects at that time and we fought our own government! Perhaps you can now see why our founding fathers had a hatred for standing armies, and allowed through the second amendment for everyone to be armed. Frankly, I can't read this without crying. Some of us take these liberties so much for granted. We shouldn't. Peace my friends.

PARENTS TEN COMMANDMENTS

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR PARENTS

1. My hands are small; please do not expect perfection whenever I make a bed, draw a picture, or throw a ball. My legs are short; slow down so that I can keep up with you.

2. My eyes have not seen the world as yours have; let me explore it safely; do not restrict me unnecessarily.

3. Housework will always be there; I am little only for a short time. Take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world, and do so willingly.

4. My feelings are tender; do not nag me all day long (you would not want to be nagged for your inquisitiveness). Treat me as you would like to be treated.

5. I am a special gift from God; treasure me as God intended you to do -holding me accountable for my actions, giving me guidelines to live by, and discipline me in a loving manner.

6. I need your encouragement (but not your empty praise) to grow. Go easy on the criticism; remember you can criticize the things I do without criticizing me.

7. Give me the freedom to make decisions concerning myself. Permit me to fail, so that I can learn from my mistakes. Then someday I will be prepared to make the decisions life will require of me.

8. Do not do things for me; that makes me feel that my efforts did not measure up to your expectations. I know its hard, but don't compare me with my brother or sister.

9. Do not be afraid to leave for a weekend together. Kids need vacations from parents, and parents need vacations from kids. Besides, it's a great way to show us kids that your marriage is something special.

10. Take me to Sunday school and church regularly, setting a good example for me to follow. I enjoy learning more about God.

ROSE

     The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, have a couple of children, and then retire and travel." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age." I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me. Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up. At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know." As we laughed she cleared her throat and began: "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success." You have to laugh and find humor every day. "You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!" "There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding the opportunity in change." "Have no regrets. The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets. She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose." She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the years end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.
   One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

Remember,

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY, GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.

ENVY

ACCENT AND DIALECT

     There are two possibilities here. The first concerns accent and the second concerns DIALECT. You might be having problems understanding someone because the accent is very strange to you; and you might be having further problems for reasons of dialect.'Dialect' involves more than just pronounciation. It involves grammar as well. The person speaking to you may be using words you aren't familiar with: the vocabulary or lexis may be different. So, if the dialect is very strong-and strange to you-you will certainly have a serious problem.
This doesn't mean that a foreign sounding dialect of English is, in fact, a foreign language. It isn't. A dialect is a dialect of a particular language. It's related to a parent language. Some of the rules are different, but they aren't different enough for the dialect to be considered a completely different language. When the difference is purely one of accent-saying "but" to rhyme with "foot" in English, for example-things aren't too difficult. But when the order of words, or the actual words used are also different, then we are dealing with a dialect rather than just an accent.
     We call the study of sounds in a language phonetics, and a special alphabet, called the phonetic alphabet, has been devised. If you've ever seen It-and you can find It used in good dictionaries-you'll see that It looks rather different from the ordinary English alphabet. It's not necessary to learn this alphabets, though it can be learned quite easily.
     The point is that it allows people to write down exactly how a word is said, so that other people who know the phonetic alphabet can say the word.

ICE-CREAM IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL

Last week I took my children to a restaurant.
My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!" Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice-cream! Why, I never!" Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?"my son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then in a theatrical whisper he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. Alittle ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment and then didsomething I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae andwithout a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you.Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already."

SMART DOG

A man decided to go on a safari. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Oh Boy, I'm in danger now." Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, andslinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who hadbeen watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good useandtrade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figuredthat something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of andsays, "Here monkey, hopon my back andsee what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dog sees the leopardcoming withthe monkey on his back, andthinks,"What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT I LEARNT AS A LITTLE CHILD:

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT I LEARNT AS A LITTLE CHILD:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

LIVING FOREVER

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

SWEET GRANNY

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302.

The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her record says that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302. No one tells me squat."

DUMB

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemosabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" “You dumber than buffalo chip. Someone stole the tent."

EDUCATION

While sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the human soul. ~ Joseph Addison

UNCHARITABLE

A man must be excessively stupid, as well as uncharitable, who believes that there is no virtue but on his own side, and that there are not men as honest as himself who may differ from him in political principles. ~ Joseph Addison

NATURE

When Nature gives a gorgeous rose, Or yields the simplest fern, She writes this motto on the leaves, —"To whom it may concern!" And so it is the poet comes And revels in her bowers, And, — though another hold the land, Is owner of the flowers. ~ John GodfreySaxe ~

ANGELS

Angels are those beings who have been on an earth like this, and have passed through the same ordeals that we are now passing through. They have kept their first estate far enough to preserve themselves in the Priesthood. They did not so violate the law of the Priesthood and condemn themselves to the sin against the Holy Ghost as to be finally lost. They are not crowned with the celestial ones. They are persons who have lived upon an earth, but did not magnify the Priesthood in that high degree that many others have done who have become Gods, even the sons of God. Human beings that pertain to this world, who do not magnify or are not capable of magnifying their high calling in the Priesthood and receive crowns of glory, immortality, and eternal lives, will also, when they again receive their bodies, become angels and will receive a glory. They are single, without families or kingdoms to reign over. All the difference between men and angels is, men are passing through the day of trial that angels have already passed through.

THE BEST

There is a legend about a bird that sings just once in its life, more sweetly than any other creature on the face of the earth. From the moment it leaves the nest it searches for a thorn tree and does not rest until it has found one. Then, singing among the savage branches, it impales itself upon the longest, sharpest spine. Dying, it rises above its own agony to out-carol the lark and the nightingale. One superlative song, existence the price. But the whole world stills to listen, and God in His heaven smiles. For the best is only bought at the cost of the great pain. … Or so says the legend. ~ Colleen McCullough

Adaptability

It's a fact—everyone is ignorant in some way or another.

Ignorance is our deepest secret.

And it is one of the scariest things out there, because those of us who are most ignorant are also the ones who often don't know it or don't want to admit it.

Here is a quick test:

If you have never changed your mind about some fundamental tenet of your belief, if you have never questioned the basics, and if you have no wish to do so, then you are likely ignorant.

Before it is too late, go out there and find someone who, in your opinion, believes, assumes, or considers certain things very strongly and very differently from you, and just have a basic honest conversation.

It will do both of you good.

Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

Expence

If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spend your weekends? If not, why spend 2/7th of your life wasting your free time? After all, free time isn’t free. Free time is the most expensive time you have, because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely.

THINK

It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he'll look for his own answers.

Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear (The Kingkiller Chronicle, #2)

IMPATIENCE

I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.

MAKING A DIFFERENCE

Once upon a time, there was a wise man who used to go to the ocean to do his writing. He had a habit of walking on the beach before he began his work.

One day, as he was walking along the shore, he looked down the beach and saw a human figure moving like a dancer. He smiled to himself at the thought of someone who would dance to the day, and so, he walked faster to catch up.

As he got closer, he noticed that the figure was that of a young man, and that what he was doing was not dancing at all. The young man was reaching down to the shore, picking up small objects, and throwing them into the ocean.

He came closer still and called out "Good morning! May I ask what it is that you are doing?"

The young man paused, looked up, and replied "Throwing starfish into the ocean."

"I must ask, then, why are you throwing starfish into the ocean?" asked the somewhat startled wise man.

To this, the young man replied, "The sun is up and the tide is going out. If I don't throw them in, they'll die."

Upon hearing this, the wise man commented, "But, young man, do you not realize that there are miles and miles of beach and there are starfish all along every mile? You can't possibly make a difference!"

At this, the young man bent down, picked up yet another starfish, and threw it into the ocean. As it met the water, he said, "It made a difference for that one.

WHO AM I

We have to act now … and not one of us can do it without the other. Maybe I am a monster … I don't think I would know if I were one. I'm not what you are, and not what you intended. So there may be no way to make you trust me. … But we need to go.

~ Joss Whedon ~ in ~ Avengers: Age ofUltron ~

TENSES

     A sentence we would not expect to Read in English would be: "I saw him tomorrow." And you could give two explanations. You could say that "Tomorrow" should be changed to something like "Yesterday" or "last week";or that "saw" should be changed to "will see". These are yet more rules of English, and they concern the relationship between the tense of a verb and related adverbs.
     By now, you may have noticed that when we talk about rules, we often mean making things agree with each other.
We have to do the right thing, otherwise there will be chaos. But rather than reffering to These matters as 'rules' ,It is sometimes easier to see them as 'costoms'.
     But when we talk about the customary way of speaking a language we're not Just talking about grammar: we're also talking about pronunciation, for example. When you listen to speakers of English on television, you can usually understand the people who speak like your English teachers, but others are very difficult to understand.

The Creative World of Ours: SYNTAX

The Creative World of Ours: SYNTAX:      There are other rules, too. If I write " cars  blue " instead of " blue cars " you will immediately point out tha...

SYNTAX

     There are other rules, too. If I write "cars  blue" instead of "blue cars" you will immediately point out that the words are in the wrong order. The Same would apply to "field in a under sky grass blue a cows". You can, after a struggle,decide what those words say, but in order to solve the problem you have to put the words Into the right order.
There are rules to do with the order of words in English (rules of syntax) Just as there are rules concerning the order of letters in a word.
     Although the order of letters in a word in English remains the same, the actual letters in a word may change. Take the word "house", for example. You know very well that if I write "six house" I am making a mistake. I am breaking one of the rules of English. In order to make what I write correct, I have to put an "s" on the word "house". That is one of the grammar rules of English. It's known as a rule of inflection
     But what about "Houses is nice to live in"? You know that I mean more than one house because I've put an"s" on the word "house", but you are not satisfied with the word "is". You are quite sure It should be "are". Another of the rules of English grammar is that we have to change "is" to "are" when we are talking about more than one thing.
We call that aggreement or concord.

Basics In Grammar

     This is a complete system which makes one language different from another.
We know that German is different from French,for example. They sound different and, on page, they look different. What makes them different is a matter of Grammar. Their grammars are different.
      It has been helpfully said that languages are 'rule governed'. That means that we can't Just make them up anyhow and do what we like when we speak or write them.
If we want to know or check the way a word should be spelt, we can either look It up in a dictionary or Use a computer spellchecker. And we can be confident that the spelling of the word will Stay the Same.

POSSIBILITIES

Let imagination release your imprisoned possibilities .

WORRIES

A worried man could borrow a lot of troubles with practically No collateral .

GOLD

More Gold has been mined from the thoughts of men thank has been taken from the earth .

Gift Of The Holy Spirit

The Holy Spirit is a Gift,which is received by faith .
It had never been asked
"Has GOD given you the Holy Spirit"
It's said
"Gave year received the Holy Ghost since ye believed?"(Acts 19:2).
Cause the Holy Spirit was given in the day of Pentecost and has been here  ever since.

NOW ITS THE MATTER OF OUR RECEIVING HIM.

HAVE YOUUUUU!!!...

GOD

Begin to weave and God would give u thread.

MEN

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

Insufficiency

It is wrong always everywhere and for everyone to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.

Youths

Almost everything that is great has been done by youth

Wise donkey

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from yourself...

Stand up and Stay strong

You don't drown by falling in the water,you drown by staying there.

Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone.

ABILITY

Ability may get you to the top but it takes character to keep you there.

It is a fine things to have ability, but the ability to discover
ability in others is the true test...

Fact

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience.

Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

JOKER

My son is now an "entrepreneur ".

That is What you are called when you don't have a job.

Measure Of a Man

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under Misfortune...

Never mistake ACTIVITY for ACHIEVEMENT.

HOPELESS

It's no use waiting for your ship to come IN unless you've sent one OUT .

IMAGINATION

The man who has no imaginations has no wings....
Imagination rules the world

SIMPLICITY

You don't have to be great to start,but you have to start to be GREAT.
Riches are Mental not Material, Without a sense of urgency-Desire loses It's VALUE...
The ancestor of every action is THOUGHT.

IGNORANCE

Where ignorance is our Master there is no possibility of Real PEACE.

A MAN

Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist, if there is anything a man can do well,I say let him do it.
Give him a chance...
Talent is never left to stand alone; it goes together With right purpose for it to be justified.

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Facts About Books

Books open your mind,broaden your mind,and strengthen You as nothing
else can so the only way to be or learn like everyone else is IF ONLY
YOU READ BOOKS EVERYONE ELSE IS READING, YOU CAN ONLY THINK WHAT
EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING...

Mary our mother

She alone,blessed among women...was
conceived by
SAINT ANNE(MOTHER)
SAINT JOEACHIM(FATHER)
Mary whose name is Mariam which
means Mary,is frm the house of David
bt grew up in Nazareth...she has a
heart of an angel that sings the praises
of God,bt the songs of the history of
salvation song of the poor of God,cause
in her all the medicants of God
acclaims the Lord of glory and mercy...
(IMMACULATE HEART OF MARY).
WHO IS SHE....?
-She is the Queen of my soul.
-She is the help of all Christian
Mothers,she is the first Lady of all
Nations.
-She is a mother who understands and
therefore brings comfort.
-A mother who intercedes and
therefore brings Hope.
-A mother who loves so much and
therefore warns,when there is danger.
-the heavenly mother of all Graces.
-She is the last loving gift which our
Lord gave to us as he hung dying on
the cross.
-She is man's intermediary to God.
-SHE IS MY MUM.....!!!(LOVE U)