Saturday, June 11, 2016

THE SAD CANDLE

A man had a little daughter, an only and much beloved child. He lived only for her, she was his life. So when she became ill and her illness resisted the efforts of the best obtainable physicians, he became like a man possessed, moving heaven and earth to bring about her restoration to health.
His best efforts proved fruitless, however, and the child died.
The father was totally irreconcilable. He became a bitter recluse, shutting himself away from his many friends, refusing every activity that might restore his poise and bring him back to his normal self.
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The Sad Candle

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Then one night he had a dream. He was in heaven and witnessing a grand pageant of all the little child angels. They were marching in an apparently endless line past the Great White Throne. Every white-robed, angelic tot carried a candle. He noticed, however, that one child’s candle was not lit. Then he saw that the child with the dark candle was his own little girl. Rushing towards her, while the pageant faltered, he seized her in his arms, caressed her tenderly, and asked, “How is that your candle is the only one not lit?” “Father, they often relight it, but your tears always put it out again,” she said.
Just then he awoke from from his dream.

The lesson was crystal clear, and it’s effects were immediate. From that hour on he was no longer a recluse, but mingled freely and cheerfully with his former friends and associates. No longer would his little darling’s candle be extinguished by his useless tears.

HOMELESS MAN JOHN



This evening as I was leaving Shoprite, I noticed this man going through the garbage can outside of the store.

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 As I walked to my car I watched him as he reached in the garbage can and pulled out fast food trash bags and inspected all that was in the thrown away bags. He did this for several minutes. He would find a few fries in one bag and a bite or two of a hamburger in another bag. You can see the hamburger wrapper by his knee where he was placing the food items he’d found.
He never bothered anyone or tried to stop and beg for money as people entered and left the store. After he went through the entire trash can he neatly cleaned up the area and wrapped up the food he found in the dirty hamburger wrapper. My heart literally hurt for him. I am not someone who just hands out money or even helps homeless people because so many are not truly homeless. I don’t guess I’ve ever seen someone actually go through a garbage can to try to find food to eat.


HOMELESS MAN
I knew I had to help him. I got out of my car and asked him if I could buy him something to eat. He told me he would appreciate anything I could get him. He was on a bike and I told him if he’d follow me I’d buy him a meal at the fast food place around the block. He followed me and I bought him the biggest meal they had on the menu. The only request he gave me for his order was if I could get him a big glass of sweet tea to go with his meal!

ONLY GREY HAIRS

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER ((EPISODE 1))

THE TALE OF A PRIVATE LESSON TEACHER ((EPISODE 1))

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Just a mere fiction and i trust u gonna love
it..
passing out parade has come and gone, I
will definitely miss my
friends, my PPA, my environment in ota, a
lot of thoughts were running through my
mind as I was packing and
arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself,
“after service year then what next?”.
I had tried to apply for jobs during my
service year but I couldn’t get a befitting
job. My friends that were born with a silver
spoon had jobs waiting for them at home,
“Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my
bag, board a bus to
akure. On getting home, my family and
neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a
white man came on a visit. People asking
me questions, some were greeting, some
were asking for what I
brought.
As days rolled by, I begin to search for what
to do, I moved round the town to see if I
could get a job somewhere.
One day while I was passing by on the 3rd
street, I saw a woman coming out of a
mighty duplex, the house was painted
white,. She was pasting a notice on her gate
as I was passing by. I moved closer to see
the what she was pasting,and on it I saw ”
A home lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY”.
Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After
walking about 8 steps. I stopped and think.
***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be
rich people ooo, so
dem fit pay.*****,

THE MANAGEMENT OF NYSC HAS DISMISSED THE REPORT THAT THE SCHEME HAS BEEN SCRAPPED

The management of National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has dismissed the report that the scheme has been scrapped, describing it as a malicious and mischievous rumour.

Reacting to the report on the scrapping of the scheme which trended at the weekend, the management insisted that there is no iota of truth in the report, announcing that the 2016 Batch ‘A’ (Stream II) Orientation course will commence soon.

“Our attention has been drawn to the report trending that NYSC has been scrapped. We want to emphatically say that there is no truth in such report. That rumour must be a mischievous one.

“The management wishes to inform prospective Corps members that, based on the assurance received from the Federal Government regarding release of funds, the 2016 Batch ‘A’ (Stream II) Orientation course will commence soon.

Prospective Corps members are, therefore, requested to watch out for specific date for commencement of the exercise, which will be announced as soon as all necessary logistics are put in place.

Management empathizes with the affected prospective Corps members, and appeals for continued patience even as all efforts on the matter are fast yielding results,” the released noted.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Things Nigerian single ladies do when in need of boyfriends


 ITS A PITY

Fellow ladies in the house, if you would be offended with anything of the things you would be reading here, please pardon us. We are only trying to call your attention to some of the things you do in the society in a bid to make you change your ways. Really, being single could become lonely at times; you may feel completely left out when you do not have a man to call your own. Your friends may not be helping you with their constant change of display pictures and boo bae. And the Saturday ‘owanbes’ may distract you for a while and put you in a desperate situation. Yes, we understand the pressure you may be going through when you do not have a boyfriend and everyone expects you to be in a serious relationship. Always remember that there is a time for everything and all these things that bother you would become a thing of the past in due season. Many single ladies have put themselves in terrible situations as a result of their desperation when it comes to being in a relationship. For ladies like these, it is always all over them that they need a boyfriend; they cannot get it off their mind and most times, they end up falling into the wrong hands. Find below some of the things ladies do that would make you know they are in dire needs of boyfriends: 

1. Wearing clothes that are not comfortable

Okay, we get the part of ladies dressing to follow the fashion trend, we also understand that everyone wants to look good and classy at all times. However, wearing clothes that are too tight for comfort is not the best way to go at it. Some single ladies love to wear clothes that would choke them and not allow them eat, mere looking at them, you can sense their discomfort in those outfits. To recognize the single ladies that are in need of boyfriends, they would always crave attention wherever they go. The tight clothes would no doubt make heads turn but they also have to worry about eating in order not to make their stomach bulge out of their tight dresses.

 2. Bleaching






 Thankfully, the society is starting to accept the fact that black is beautiful. Most ladies in the society want to be like ‘oyinbo’, it is pathetic seeing these ladies denature their skin cells all because they want to be fair skinned. A man who would like you will do irrespective of your color. The laughable thing is many of these girls do not buy the right cream so they end of bleaching one ear and leaving the other one. Although they may be hunting for boyfriends, the moment the men see the uneven patches on their skin, they already cast them.

 3. Exposure of vital body parts


 If you are not trying to gain some man’s attention why would you walk around the street half naked? Many single ladies love to expose their boobs and blame it on the style or cutting of the fabric they wear. Why would you wear a cloth with low bust cutting? There are ladies who are sassy and highly respected in the society; they know the trend and do not bare their bodies in order to look more beautiful. Another crazy thing to be noted is the way these ladies pull down their short dresses in a bid to cover their thighs. If there is nothing wrong with the outfit they need not pull it down.

 4. They are party lovers


Now there is nothing wrong in being a party lover; however, most of these single ladies know they are most likely to run into men at places like that. Ladies who are desperate and in dire need of boyfriends do not miss out on any of those much talked about parties and awards. They do whatever would make men notice them. When men notice this, they would end up flowing with the tide and playing on them.

                               5. When they propose to crash at a man’s place
  
   

Now some single ladies are shameless; they have little or no integrity left when it comes to certain issues. Some of these desperate ladies in the society would blatantly tell men they want to sleep over at their places. Why would you be willing to sleep over in a man’s house when he is not your boyfriend or your family member? The society should stop putting the blame on men when it comes to sexual misconduct; some women actually put themselves in compromising positions. Anything could happen overnight!


  6. Using nude pictures as DPs

 


Single ladies who are desperately looking for boyfriends believe in flaunting what they have; they are the ladies that would post nude pictures of themselves on Instagram and Twitter.
 As expected, they have lots of followers on their social pages because men love cheap things. When you put up unclad pictures of yourself,  you do not expect responsible men to walk up to you and propose.
 The likes of the men you would attract are those who practice ‘hit and run’. When these ladies finally hook up with some unlucky men when they want to settle down, they go on and delete those social media pages.
 Note that the internet is the last place you need to put your shit; it does not go even when you have cleaned up.

 7. Tattoo and piercings
 
Nigeria cannot be compared to western countries; there are some things that the society has not accepted.
 Tattoo is one of these things. A woman who has every part of her body covered in tattoo is not considered responsible. As a matter of fact, some men do not like it when their women have tattoos all over them. Piercing of some body parts do not appeal to most of the men we have here.
 The single ladies in the society who are desperate do these and reduce their chances of winning the hearts of responsible and eligible men.


Monday, June 6, 2016

SOLOMON DALONG,MINISTER OF YOUTH,SPORTS AND SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT,SAID THAT THE GOVERNMENT WOULD SUSTAIN THE NATIONAL YOUTH SERVICE CORPS

Solomon Dalong, Minister of Youth, Sports and Social Development, said on Tuesday in Lagos that the Federal Government would sustain the National Youths Service Corps (NYSC) scheme.
Dalong stated this when he paid an official visit to the NYSC Orientation Camp at Iyana-Ipaja, in Lagos State. He said, ” I will stand for the sustenance of the scheme and that it should continue to grow. What we need to do now is introduce skills acquisition, empowerment; we need to now repackage the scheme.
At the level of the Federal Government, we are thinking of after the mandatory one year service, those who want to learn a trade, skills acquisition and entrepreneurship can be retained and be are graduates
Our training. more given enlightening minds, whatever you teach them, they will survive with it. So a grant will be given to them at the end to start off and train other people. he said.
Dalong charged the NYSC to install a high tension illuminating light at the camp, to ensure adequate security.
“You should have high tension Illumination at the camp, as soon as possible. If you have over 2,000 Nigerians in a place like this, you should have a perfect illumination due to the present security challenges in the country. I am impressed with what I have seen on ground at the camp; the facilities are good, I am satisfied,’’ he said.
Dalong also charged the NYSC to renovate all existing orientation camps in the country. He said it had become very important for to upgraded be to camps the accommodate the increasing number of graduates that would be expected for the scheme.
“So as you embark on renovation, put it in mind that more people will be using the facilities. I am saying this because I do not know when we will get a new orientation camp, but we are sure that we will have more students passing out of the tertiary institutions. When we started this scheme, we never planned for what we have now. Nigeria did not plan to have the number of graduate we have today, so the whole concept of NYSC would have started with permanent structures. The visionaries of the scheme did not anticipate that the scheme would live this long, after the civil war.” the Minister said.
Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawunmi, Director- the conducting while NYSC,General, minister round the camp, said it had five boreholes which served over 200 rooms.
Olawunmi said the budget of the corps was reduced from N1.7 billion to N227 million between 2013 and 2015.
He said the corps was facing serious challenges following the reduction by the past administration.
“We pay Security about N180 million yearly to secure all the orientation camps in the country out of the budget and we are left with little or nothing to run our programmes.
We have even reduced the camp to two batches, because of lack funds.” he added.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA HAS CANCELLED THE NYSC

The Federal Government of Nigeria has Cancelled and Removed the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) ,The Federal Government has scrapped the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) in a bid to cut down excessive spending of government funds.
This was reached on 4th June 2016 at the Federal Executive Council Meeting. It will be recalled that the Federal Government had Cancelled & Removed Post UTME to enable JAMB carry out its statutory responsibility of conducting admissions into the nation’s Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges of Education and now the Federal Government want to also Cancel and Remove National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) In Nigeria but it’s yet to be ascertain which governmental body wouldcarry out its statutory responsibility.
Meanwhile, all National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) members that are still currently serving now will be allowed to roundoff and finish their service for this year with full financial benefits.
Note: It is still a bid to cut down excessive spendingof government funds and It is yet to be confirmed for now if the Federal Government has totally Cancelled & Removed NYSC In Nigeria.
More Details Coming In…

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS CANCELLED THE CONDUCT OF POST UTME

   The Federal Government has cancelled the conduct of POST UTME (post Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations) for candidates seeking admission into all Universities and Higher Institutions across the country and Also Fixed the JAMB cut-off mark for 2016 as 180. The Honourable Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, said this on Thursday in Abuja after declaring open the 2016 Combined Policy Meeting on Admissions to Universities, Polytechnics and other institutions said there was no need for other examination to be conducted by universities after JAMB. See his words below;

“As far as I am concerned the nation has confidence in what JAMB is doing.

The universities should not be holding another examination and if the universities have any complain against JAMB let them bring it and then we address it.

If JAMB is qualified enough to conduct tests and they have conducted test then there will be no need to conduct another test for students to gain admission.

The Minister also asked the JAMB to stop extra charges on several categories of changes on admissions such as the change of course, change of school and others.

The Removal of the Post-utme exercise would take effect from 2017 according to Reliable source.

CHEAT

3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said “The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you’ll get.”

The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter.

One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, “Why are you crying?”

He answered, “I just saw my wife on roller skates.”

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